Also, in jail/prison inmates aren't allowed belts and shoelaces because they could use those to kill themselves, other inmates or deputies/guards. Why even want to be associated with prison at all is beyond me. I just don't get it.
Ooo I hate when someone texts me and then texts me again 5-10 minutes later saying "hey did you get my text" or "o so you're actin funny now?" Maybe I wasn't near my phone or I was doing something at that moment when you texted me. Just slow down please.