That dinner we're supposed to go to on Thursday. THIS Thursday. It would have been nice if you had noticed it's formal attire
. Dress slacks, a sparkly sequin top and a 3/4 sleeve cardigan don't equal FORMAL FREAKIN ATTIRE.
Looks like I'll be sitting my ass at home.
Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places.
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.