So I decided to wear a dress and heels today since it's so nice out and it's my bday. Holy crap how do you women do it? It's been all of 2 min and my feet hurt, and I can barely walk in them. I was never destined to be a girly girl.
Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo

Nej: too late... moo moo has been infiltrated.