I want to love heels. I saw these boots I really wanted, they had heels so I didn't buy them. I very rarely dress up but sometimes I want to, and heels would complimented the outfit. I think I what makes me want to wear heels more is knowing I haven't been successful with them. Yesterday the heels made my feet hurt like hell, but I didn't look like a doofus walking in them, that made me a little happy. One day I will conquer heels, even if I only wear them maybe once a year
Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo

Nej: too late... moo moo has been infiltrated.