I want to hear the Ninja / Scrills / Old Navy story.

Yes this is from another thread, but I don't want to derail it, so I'm asking here.
When I grow up, I wanna be a Jiujitsu Turtle!

My british name, courtesy of Ninja Dog Shade Haven-Staffordshire: TRBL Hough Jewelstone Turtleneck

Its chaos a few hairs at a time. ~Minxy