Mine would say.. "Beeeetch thought you spos'ed to be the wash n go queen..you got ONE MORE GIN to go in the shower..rinse me with some barely luke warm water..dry me with a dollar sto towel all rough, slap some oil you ain't even mixed good on my inns, and put a scrunchy on me that you KNOW is too small..got me looking like Bro' Man in Martin's sweater! And a scrunchie..beeetch..really..a scrunchie? Seriously ? Seriously ? You Serial wit dis ? Look, dis ain't 1989 and heffa..I gotta newsflash fo ya: you ain't Denise from da Cosby show starring in Angel Heart wit Mickey Rouke!"
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