So today Marlena was giving the "I'm devoted" speech. Does this compare to when she was giving Roman the "We were made to fit together" while rubbing up against him speeches back before she ran away with a guy who had unintentionally been imitating him for years? Please, oh, please, let her follow her normal pattern and end things with John in the near-ish future. (Near being a relative term, as I tend to watch 2-3 episodes a year... and happened to get this one today.)
The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.
But at least the pews never attend yoga!