I am laughing uncontrollably right now from your passion you've displayed! Anywho, my regimen.
Sunday is my wash/co-wash day. Up until 2 weeks ago I would wash on Sunday. Deep condition. Detangle. Put leave-in in (Cantu usually), I'd then twist it, using raw shae butter oil to seal in the moisture. I don't touch my hair during the week really. I re-twist on Wed usually, never using a comb or anything... just my fingers. I also re-moisturize with a leave in cond that I have on Wed when I re twist. If I see my hair looks dry, I may spritz it with water. That's about it.
I had heat damage about a year ago when I flat ironed my hair to clip my ends. I cut all the damaged hair off. That's pretty much my regimen. Oh! Styles... mainly puffs because my twist outs RARELY turned out right. my hair is a decent length, but def not where it needs to be after 2+ years! BTW: Yea, I stopped using shae butter.... It did NOTHING to my hair but piss me off. smh
p.s. THANK YOU FOR RESPONDING!