First of all, my goodness your curls are ridiculously lush and beautiful!
Secondly, I really don't think it looks too bad. The only issue I see is that it seems flat at the top and therefore doesn't really flatter. The unevenness is okay.
I find my hair starts to look that way when I'm needing to get a cut. What I do is use headbands and pins to pick pick it up. I think if you part your hair to the side and lift it with a few bobby pins, it'll look much better! Your hair just needs a lift at the top!
Then just watch it grow and never go to this stylist again!
Missbanjo, right? It bugs me because she was shown by her pastry chef friend. These were done by a pastry chef who even mentions to bake long enough, to dry them out, and so on, but clearly can't recognize how pâté a choux should look. Pastry chef at work just made a bunch for a party --- world of difference!