My new default answer to strangers with questions is..

Random stranger: "Where's the park? Do you have a dollar? Hey boo.. can I speak with you?"

Me: "No hablo Ingles!" and if they speak Spanish I answer in German instead.
"The challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everybody else."
"...rationality is not necessary to sell things.."
My staples: Mane n Tail (cowash), Garnier Fructis Sleek n Shine (leave in condish), Grapeseed oil or shea butter (sealing), Organic Root Stimulator Elasticitea (leave-in condish & light hold)