Ok Ok you guys - you got me.
I tried it again today. I no-poo'd, OneC'd, GF Sleek and Shine leave-in and a scoop (while holding my nose - gawd the smell makes me crazy) of LOOB. That's it.
I now have curly, shiny, bouncy hair. And best of all no crunch.
I'll see how long it lasts. But I am very impressed. And best of all cheaply impressed.
Now what do I do with my hundreds of dollars worth of stuff?