P., remember when I posed the question, "why does my skin shine in pictures when it doesn't shine in real life"? That's the kind of unphotogenic I mean.

Anyhoo, today I am wearing........only moisturizer! It's fargin' freezing and I may be resorting to a fleece gator over my cheeks, so no makeup for the doggies to lick off.

Ninja = Rebel. A plain-faced rebel, but still. (You know I'm kidding about the rebel part, right?)