Good to know that I'm likely not having a problem and sometimes uteri just want to be random. I never had a problem with irregular periods except during the months following going off of birth control pills, but meh, organs don't take orders and apparently they like surprises. If Aunt Flo were an actual person regularly visiting and causing us bleeding and some amount of pain/discomfort, we would all likely have told her long ago that we'd tired of her shenanigans and she was banned from our homes.
Ugh. Saria, you should totally record her when she exclaims over the carb/fat content of the things you cook and play it for her when she decides to tell you and others that you "don't eat." It is especially galling to have people who should know better telling everyone else blatantly false and possibly worrying things.
Maybe you should tell her you've stopped eating lately because of her talk of your cooking somehow ruining her kitchen.