The good news: I got the only A in the class on my paper (after sitting there, sweating it out, thinking I'd gotten a C).

The bad news: My professor more or less announced it to the class because she was so excited for me... Awkward glares ensued.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey