i really hate pretentiousness. don't come to me w/ no "i bet you know eveything about the ppl on jersey shore, but you don't know about these child soldiers in africa"

no, b*tch, YOU didn't know about the child soldiers, and you STILL don't REALLY know. don't try to hop on your high and mighty horse bc your friend sent you a link to a dang video. you can buy a lil $10 bracelet for the cause if you want, but focusing n stopping kony alone is like trying to clean a spot off of your shirt while rolling around in some sh*t. there are WAY more orgs out there that are kidnapping children and making them soldiers, and stopping this one org is NOT going to solve the problem. so f*ck you and the hipster horse you rode in on, all tardy to the damn party.

the nerve... tryna tell me i don't know about some sh*t when you just found out about it this morning. your ass will probably forget about it next week anyway, so spare me, please.