the white trash idiots who live in the property bordering mine on the west side are getting an early start to their drunken parties/screaming arguments.



instead of sitting outside and enjoyed my enlarged patio space, i came in the house and ran the dishwasher and put the golf on tv LOUD so i couldn't hear the screeching going on over there. i cannot wait for the vines i planted over the fence to green up so i can't see them.

and i'm thinking i need some kind of fountain to muffle some of their noise.... grrrrr......
Originally Posted by rouquinne
You know a blowdryer is supposed to calm a cranky, crying baby. Maybe you can hang patio lights around your patio that are actually blowdyers wrapped in Christmas lights. It should put them right to sleep.