You're a maniac, cl!
A clean freak and maniac!
I don't know if this counts, but my shaving cream can blew up today. I don't shave much in the winter, so a can lasts a while, but I guess this one reacted poorly to the wait: instead of coming out through the spout, it developed a small, sizzling leak at the bottom, out of which oozed a thin, unusable goo, only distantly related to foam.
Now I have one shaved leg, and one kind of shaved leg.