Hahahaha my ex has long curly hair and we used to joke about that all the time too! "A lot of hair and a lot of chest," I remember saying at one point.
Then again neither of us has/had waist-length or hip-length hair ... that's a lot to handle.
My other ex-girlfriend listens to me talk about my hair and is like, "Oh. Okay. Cool. Don't care." though.
And now I feel the need to explain the fact that I'm still close to both my exes except I feel like it's not too hard because even though I don't identify as a lesbian, I am pretty much this: **** Lesbians Say - YouTube