Oh my gosh. I need caffeine, and every single vending machine within walking distance of work is BROKEN!

AND I'm hungry, but I didn't bring anything to eat, because I was going to stop and buy something... But the only place near me is CLOSED.

The universe dislikes me today.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey