During the last haircut I ever got, after informing the stylist that I didn't intend to have my hair straightened after the cut she replied in a slow drawn out way, "so, you just want me to leave it, like that." Yeah, probably not the best thing she could have said to me.

Along those same lines I would add "what do you want me to do with it?" and "your hair would look so lovely straight."
Hair Stats (CG since 3/31/12)
Type: 3c/b; Density: M; Texture: F-M; Porosity: L-N

Cleanser: DevaCurl Decadence No Poo
Conditioner: DevaCurl Decadence One Condition
Deep Conditioner: DevaCurl Heaven In Hair
Styler: DevaCurl Super Cream, CRN Curl Maker
Refreshers: DevaCurl Set It Free, Shea Moisture Frizz Free Mouse

Journeying back to gray!!!
Last Henna: 11/3/14