During the last haircut I ever got, after informing the stylist that I didn't intend to have my hair straightened after the cut she replied in a slow drawn out way, "so, you just want me to leave it, like that." Yeah, probably not the best thing she could have said to me.

Along those same lines I would add "what do you want me to do with it?" and "your hair would look so lovely straight."
Hair Stats (CG since 3/31/12)
Type: 3c/b; Density: M; Texture: F-M; Porosity: L-N

Products
Cleanser: DevaCurl Decadence No Poo
Conditioner: DevaCurl Original One Condition
Leave-in: DevaCurl B'Leave-in
Stylers: DevaCurl Volumizing Frizz Free Foam, DevaCurl Beautiful Mess, DevaCurl Flexible Hold Hairspray
Refresher: DevaCurl No Comb Detangling Spray
Finisher: DevaCurl Shine Spray