I just got back from a baby's 1st birthday party. I'm friends with his mum. There is nothing weirder than being the only single, childless person at a child's birthday.

I left early because I felt that 'unwelcome'.
Originally Posted by curlylaura
I'm sorry, CL. I've been that person, and felt utter joy at knowing that I'll be leaving for a home without screaming or diapers.

And in the meantime, I eat the cake.
Originally Posted by claudine19
I had to watch the birthday boy have his nappy changed too.

And I'm sunburnt.
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.