I agree with others about shorter shorts being a pain when sitting. The two or three pairs that I have that are shorter look good when I am standing (and my legs are probably my best body part) but I hate how they ride up when I sit.
Central Massachusetts

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. ~George Carlin~

In regards to Vagazzling: They just want to get into the goods without worrying about getting scratched up by fake crystals. ~spring1onu~