Bow chicka wow wow.
Thanks, Saria and kayb!
I lied, I do own two pairs of cargo shorts, much like these, but they don't fit me anymore:
The other model does look like she'd be uncomfortable walking, doesn't she?
I googled Gap Clean Front Shorts and it appears that they're supposed to fit the way they model is wearing them. I'm actually more comfortable with the fit I have, but out of curiosity I went and looked at the tags on my shorts (I still haven't worn any of them) and not only are they not petite, like I thought they were, but they have a 3 1/2" inseam. I find that very strange because the shorts are now advertised as Gap Canvas Shorts and the inseams are only available in regular: 4", tall: 5", petite: 3".