Speaking of "-kie" names... I just noticed on My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding the other day that there are two cousins on there named Nookie and Pookie. Ack.
In other news: we were at a family member's funeral viewing tonight, and I bent over about half an inch (and I was wearing pants) to look at some pictures... I turned around to make sure that I wasn't blocking anyone's way, and totally caught some guy checking out my butt! First of all, THIS IS A VIEWING! Second of all, just because I don't look familiar to you doesn't mean we're not related. We are. Ew. Creepy. Here's a suggestion: Next time you're at a funeral, just assume that you're related to everyone there.
To top it off, I texted my friend to tell her about it, and sent it to my mom instead!
Luckily, we were in the car together, and I managed to intercept the message from her phone. I guess you could say I'm practically Jason Bourne.