Do you happen to be a Roach? I knew a girl once with that last name, and this one teacher kept trying to pronounce it "row-shay" to make it nicer, until the girl said, "No. My name is Roach. Like the bug. Get over it."
I don't have a SO with a funky name, but I did have a friend with the last name of Butt.
CG Birthday: 7/25/11
Dense, Fine in front Coarse in back, Low porosity
Low-Poo: SM Moisture Retention Shampoo
Rinse Out: Tresemme Naturals
Leave In: Suave Naturals
Stylers: AIF, Suave Captivating Curls Mousse