I dated a guy named Scooter. Yes, his parents named him that. Yes I was an idiot. Yes I was a teenager and I hope that's excuse enough.
I sorta dated a guy with the last name Handcock and I could never get over just how dirty that name sounds. I really want to tell y'all his first name because it makes it even worse, but it is the internet and that would just be creepy.
Slightly related, but in my hometown there is a dentist named Toof A. Boone. If I remember correctly the family has a long line of dentists and there is a Jr. and Sr. Toof.
Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places.
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.