People know you are well endowed. We sincerely wouldn't think twice about it, if you didn't bring it up several times a shift. It's bad enough that you point out your large boobs to every man who walks in the office. BUT telling the shy, elderly, male janitor that you would help him clean but your huge bouncing boobs would be too distracting, is going way too far! It's embarrassing for you, and everyone else on our shift.
Worn out iPhone. Need I say more?
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??