maybe you should consult a therapist about this giant purchase
or maybe an investment banker...
you do sound like you might have quite a stash of products though so i can totally see your point.
you could probalby order a small container online otherwise. similar prices in my experience. I like the Now brand. its food grade (and smells so yummy) so you'd be able to find a use for it somewhere. or I've seen inexpensive yet raved about Coconut oil on amazon...tropical traditions maybe? they seem to have deals on it once in a while even.