Assuming I had $950, I can go to Jackie, my hair lady. Get a haircut. And bring along about 25 of my friends so they can get haircuts, too.

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
- Charlie Brown
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