Look, honey dearest, I love you. And I dont even mind your grouchy old dad who lives a few blocks away & drops by far too frequently to talk far too long about nothing of importance. I get it. He disliked you & your sisters as kids & now is old & bored & feels it's due time to try to be involved in your lives. But if you don't tell him to effin KNOCK already before he walks in to our home, we're gonna have words. I've had one heart attack too many, coming outta the bathroom to find a random old guy in the house. If we'd been butt-azz naked havin sex on the living room floor & he walked in, I'd have been PISSED.
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