Real talk...I just looked up the ingredients...and in case anyone is just as crazy as I am (you know what I was thinking right...dilute that bad boy and try it on a section if the ingredients and pH look aiight)...

Ultra Downy® Liquid: Water (process aid), diethyl ester dimethyl ammonium chloride (Softening agent),Fragrance, Starch (Structuring agent), Ammonium chloride (Chlorine scavenger), Calcium chloride (process aid), Formic acid (pH modifier), Polydimethylsiloxane (Anti-foam agent), Liquitint™ (Blue colorant), Benzisothiazolinone (preservative), diethylenetriamine pentaacetate, sodium salt (chelate metals in product)
James Baldwin
A Talk To Teachers
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one of the paradoxes of education [is] that precisely at the point when you begin to develop a conscience, you must find yourself at war with your society. It is your responsibility to change society
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