I might have just found a really great job opening near me! Woot woot!

I really hope the position is still open... But it's probably not, because that would be way too easy.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey