I don't disbelieve you, I just feel frustrated that I can't find a way to come and get him out of your life, and also, if a raccoon is that smart:
a) why aren't I?
b) why isn't Sadie-Kate?
I feel bad about the whole thing. I want to save him and I know you keep trying, too. So why can't we succeed? Rrrrrrr!
Also, I think those shoes are too expensive as well. I think Target may knock them off. Seems like a style they'd copy.