The weird thing is that I'm normally a very heavy sleeper. I once slept through a 2 am water main repair that woke up everyone on my block; I once slept through a carbon monoxide alarm, and my sister had to slap me several times to wake me (I was fine, the CO never made it to that part of the house); there's a picture of me out there taken when I was a teen, asleep, with two friends jumping on my bed. I don't sleep, I die, is what I'm telling you.
But a f'ing rooster...that
is what wakes me.