See, I'd go with comfort only. I'd immediately run to the woods behind my house --- no, wait --- I don't even have to do that. Wouldn't the barking of my dogs put them off? If so, all I'd need are lots of groceries, and I could finally take my dogs in to the store with me.

I think I'm covered.

Dogs and nature abhor a vacuum.
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