That awkward moment when you cut your finger on a rogue staple in your exam booklet and start bleeding everywhere...
A normal person probably would've asked to go to the bathroom so they could get a paper towel.
Me? Oh, nope. Just wiped it on my (admittedly dark-wash) jeans. Smart choice.
"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"
“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey