Hey, guess what? Clint Eastwood just called me!! Well, actually it was a recording of Clint Eastwood. As soon as I heard his voice, I slammed the phone down and told Mr B that Clint had just called and that I had hung up on him.

Mr B: "Hmmm, I guess he was probably calling me..." (we have very different views politically)

Me: "Well, he sure as h*** wasn't calling me!"

Mr B: "...or maybe an empty chair."