No, it's the other way around because you're far more amusing and better with words!
Scientists. What flops! Clearly they need a world ruler to tell them where their priorities should lie.
Speak for yourself ---- when I see someone behind me I actually do everything possible to slam the door in their face, especially if it's a man, because misandry and plus I was raised by wolves so what is this being courteous business?
People call you smart because you totally are. That doesn't mean you have control over everything around you, so this pressure and feeling of not living up to the brain that you are is completely unnecessary.
Also, your brain is obviously following your esophagus's lead. These organs, they need to be shown who's boss!
Oh, and I must admit to being both awestruck and horrified that you pulled your own teeth out.