Here's my monthly breakdown:

Suave Condish - $1 x 4 = $4
V05 Condish - $1 x 4 = $4
Coconut oil, jar lasts close to 6 months - $10 / 6 = $1.67
EVOO, bottle lasts 6 months - $8 / 6 = $1.33
Giovanni 50:50 shampoo, bottle lasts 3 months - $8 / 3 = $2.67

So my monthly grand total is a whopping $13.67!!

The hell's all my money going????