-Fifi, that's just nasty. I've seen her on several news shows today.

-OK! Turkey day!! Basically all you need to do is give your guests lots of wine and put the F'n turkey in the oven!! (yet I'm still obsessing over exactly how I want to cook my whole bone in breast...)

Just put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven - YouTube




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.