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Old 11-17-2012, 08:27 AM   #59791
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The comments on The AV Club for the latest Parks & Rec are killing me.

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Smokin' Joe Biden aka Cool Joe B aka Vice Joey aka Downtown Joe Biden aka The Scranton Slugger aka The Deleware Destroyer aka The Naval Observatory Poonhound
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He's precious cargo. And very handsome.
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oooh it's so true! Any guy who smiles that easily is pretty good in the sack. That's just science.
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That was maybe the funniest cold open on Parks in recent memory and had me literally choking on chicken.

Because I was eating chicken, and not any of those sick euphemisms that are so popular with the kids these days.
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To be fair you were also masturbating
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To be fair: Joe Biden.
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I, for one, am deeply disappointed that Biden was too chicken**** to do a scene where he's washing his car shirtless.
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Letting Diamond Joe Biden show the goods on network TV would lead to the White House being buried under an avalanche of thrown panties. It's a national security issue.
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i think he did but the cameras couldn't handle the sexiness. it killed two camera operators and a director.
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