I have had some interesting telephone conversations today. Some of my favorite subjects or things said,

"Don't you know Big Foots are inter-dimensional beings?"

"Oh, issues. Bleep all their issues. I just want to ----!"

"Did you hear about the monkeys that demolished a village because one person threw a coconut at them? They all threw coconuts back and busted put windows, damaged roofs, etc. It was the coolest thing ever!"

"Next time you talk to (so & so) ask them is their ex (name here) is insane, because I think he is insane, and he keeps trying to hit me up."

It's been a interesting morning.