I always agree with you a million% on this (and also about icing. and stuff being too sweet. and cold temps. I would die if my house was 64).
Hey I like cupcakes. I like the look of red cupcakes. But they are just red colored white cupcakes. Usually just fake vanilla flavoring and sometimes a tiny touch of cocoa.
I don't know what munchkins are (other than the ones on the Wizard of Oz and I don't think it's very nice of people to eat them) but I will agree with you on that too!
And now I want a really good deep dark chocolate cupcake. With no icing.