Gosh I was in a bad place earlier. I'm still annoyed but I am drying way faster today so please excuse my emotional mind-dump here :/
2a/b, low-po, medium/medium, HIGH elasticity, 4" past BSL

Co-wash & LI: Suave Naturals Waterfall Mist
Curl Cream: Shea Moisture Curl Enhancing Smoothie
Styling: FSG

Hunting for the perfect clumping.