I panicked during my Spanish oral exam today, and for some reason told my teacher that my mom likes to go dancing. I didn't think she'd ask any further questions. I was wrong. So, now, whether my mom knows it or not, she enjoys going to Latin dance clubs in the city.

I don't even think my city has any!

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey