-Saw a lady on the corner today wearing a yoda mask, sloppy sweater and leg warmers. She didn't really look like she was all there.

-I had the wrong expectations for physical therapy. My therapist keeps giving me homework and I don't want to stick my finger in my mouth to massage my jaw. There is so much wrong with my upper body area that we can't even cover it all in one visit. I'm hoping he does something for my neck on the next visit, can't a girl get a massage?!

Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.