This was me for a long time, and it annoyed me that I knew so much about them even though I'd never watched the show.
And then I went to get a pedicure, and that's what was playing. It was as bad as I'd imagined. I'm not a big reality show watcher, so I was surprised at how obviously scripted it was. An older women sitting next to was on the edge of her seat, with the most awesome "WTF is this ****?" expression on her face. She kept turning to face me, like she was looking for someone to explain the mess she was watching, then back at the screen, then back at me. At one point our eyes met and she said, "I...I don't understand what's happening."