Not a LOLcatz but...
I want to know where he comes up with this stuff (re: DoodleBug):

-----Original Message-----
From: Him
Subject: Yo phone theef

I am holding your gloves hostage. I will trade them for my phone this afternoon. Bring no backup or Dongle the wild cat of Borneo will be unleashed. Rawr he says.


-----Original Message-----
From: Me
Subject: RE: Yo phone theef

mmmhmmm


-----Original Message-----
From: Him
Subject: RE: Yo phone theef

Oh he is ready and very fierce. I put a spiked collar on him and then he forced me to go get him a pack of cigarettes. Now he is lounging on the cat tree flipping off passing cars and chain smoking.
Southern Colorado Curly
Mix of 2s med-low porosity, med-fine texture, lots of hair