Yes, I am very very good-looking. In fact, no word in any language can possibly describe how good-looking I am. So, you must make one up. A word like "sexyfine". But even this potent word cannot truly describe how beautiful I am.

if only hatred burned calories

#i'd be actually dead

I recently spoke at a university where a student told me it was such a shame that Nigerian men were physical abusers like the father character in my novel.

I told him that I had recently read a novel called American Psycho, and that it was a shame that young Americans were serial murderers.