Wait, what?! I'm the freaking pimp one who started this thread and ya'll are planning to do horribly awesome stuff to Damon without me?! You all suck.
Yeah, pretty much Damon (and maybe Jeremy because he's pretty hunky in a younger innocent kind of way, but he's totally buff, so I'd make an exception) is one of the only reasons I watch the show.
Uh...just kidding. I'm pretty crushed out on Klaus, too. He's a total d-bag, but something about him just makes me want to do horribly awesome stuff to him, too. Maybe it's the accent? Nah, it's the awesome badass dude with a secret marshmallow heart...AND the accent.
Seriously...I'm reading this at work and keep cracking up out loud at your comments. People think I'm certifiable.